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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday October 30, 2006


Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?

The Killer Ducks are coming!!!
The Killer Ducks are coming!!!

Whatever happens to you, it will previously have happened...
Whatever happens to you, it will previously have happened to everyone you know only more so.

Practice is the best of all instructors. --...
Practice is the best of all instructors. -- Publilius

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars,...
The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor its great scholars great men. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes

When oxygen Tech played Hydrogen U. The Game had just begun,...
When oxygen Tech played Hydrogen U. The Game had just begun, when Hydrogen scored two fast points And Oxygen still had none Then Oxygen scored a single goal And thus it did remain, At Hydrogen 2 and Oxygen 1 Called because of rain.

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