Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday October 24, 2006

There was a young man who said "God, I find it exceedingly...
There was a young man who said "God, I find it exceedingly odd, That the willow oak tree Continues to be, When there's no one about in the Quad." "Dear Sir, your astonishment's odd, For I'm always about in the Quad; ...

A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation...
A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation. -- C.E. Ayres

A little kid went up to Santa and asked him, "Santa,...
A little kid went up to Santa and asked him, "Santa, you know when I'm bad right?" And Santa says, "Yes, I do." The little kid then asks, "And you know when I'm sleeping?" To which Santa replies, "Every minute."...

Come, you spirits That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex...
Come, you spirits That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here, And fill me, from the crown to the toe, top-full Of direst cruelty! make thick my blood, Stop up the access and passage to remorse That no compunctious visiting of nature Shake my fell...

Removing the straw that broke the camel's back does...
Removing the straw that broke the camel's back does not necessarily allow the camel to walk again.

"From there to here, from here to there, funny things...
"From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere." -- Dr. Seuss

Most people don't need a great deal of love nearly so much...
Most people don't need a great deal of love nearly so much as they need a steady supply.