Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday November 17, 2006

Since I hurt my pendulum My life is all erratic. My parrot,...
Since I hurt my pendulum My life is all erratic. My parrot, who was cordial, Is now transmitting static. The carpet died, a palm collapsed, The cat keeps doing poo. The only thing that keeps me sane Is talking to my shoe. -- My Shoe

Keep in mind always the four constant Laws of Frisbee: ...
Keep in mind always the four constant Laws of Frisbee: (1) The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc straining to land under a car, just out of reach (this force is technically termed "car suck")...

Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped. --...
Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped. -- Groucho Marx's last words