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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday November 5, 2006


"It's bad luck to be superstitious." ...
"It's bad luck to be superstitious." -- Andrew W. Mathis

PPRB -- Pillage, plunder, rape and burn.
PPRB -- Pillage, plunder, rape and burn.

FORTUNE'S PARTY TIPS #14 Tired of finding that...
FORTUNE'S PARTY TIPS #14 Tired of finding that other people are helping themselves to your good liquor at BYOB parties? Take along a candle, which you insert and light after you've opened the bottle. No one ever expects anything drinkable...

The kind of danger people most enjoy is the kind they can watch...
The kind of danger people most enjoy is the kind they can watch from a safe place.

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