| Humor: Sunday November 19, 2006 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday November 19, 2006The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away...
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I will walk carefully. -- Russian Proverb Love tells us many things that are not so. --... Love tells us many things that are not so. -- Krainian Proverb Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it,... Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly. -- Henry Spencer There was a young man of Lahore Whose prick was one inch and... There was a young man of Lahore Whose prick was one inch and no more. It was all right for key-holes And little girl's pee-holes, But not worth a damn with a whore. Superior ability breeds superior ambition. --... Superior ability breeds superior ambition. -- Spock, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9 A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece... A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of chocolate cake without ketchup and mustard. Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday November 19, 2006
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