Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday November 29, 2006

We have met the enemy, and he is us. -- Walt...
We have met the enemy, and he is us. -- Walt Kelly

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

Holy Dilemma! Is this the end for the Caped Crusader and...
Holy Dilemma! Is this the end for the Caped Crusader and the Boy Wonder? Will the Joker and the Riddler have the last laugh? Tune in again tomorrow: same Bat-time, same Bat-channel!

The only qualities for real success in journalism are ratlike...
The only qualities for real success in journalism are ratlike cunning, a plausible manner and a little literary ability. The capacity to steal other people's ideas and phrases ... is also invaluable. -- Nicolas Tomalin, "Stop...