Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday June 28, 2007

The Great Bald Swamp Hedgehog: The Great Bald Swamp...
The Great Bald Swamp Hedgehog: The Great Bald Swamp Hedgehog of Billericay displays, in courtship, his single prickle and does impressions of Holiday Inn desk clerks. Since this means him standing motionless for enormous periods of time he...

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well...
The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. -- Anatole France

The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will...
The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.

The human race has been fascinated by sharks for as long as...
The human race has been fascinated by sharks for as long as I can remember. Just like the bluebird feeding its young, or the spider struggling to weave its perfect web, or the buttercup blooming in spring, the shark reveals to us yet another of...

The idea there was that consumers would bring their broken...
The idea there was that consumers would bring their broken electronic devices, such as television sets and VCR's, to the destruction centers, where trained personnel would whack them (the devices) with sledgehammers. With their devices thus permanently...

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf...
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. -- Woody Allen

A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost...
A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing. -- Alan Perlis

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos...
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants, I come before you to stand behind you To tell you of something I know nothing about. Next Thursday (which is good Friday), There will be a convention held in the Women's...