Humor: Best of Fortunes for the month of September, 2007

Never have children, only grandchildren. --...
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal

Nothing succeeds like success. -- Alexandre...
Nothing succeeds like success. -- Alexandre Dumas

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have...
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. -- Ernest Hemingway

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love...
Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)

Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!

Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.
Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.

It's faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey and More...
It's faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey and More money. -- Tom T. Hall, "The Secret of Life"

"It's easier said than done." ... and if you don't...
"It's easier said than done." ... and if you don't believe it, try proving that it's easier done than said, and you'll see that "it's easier said that `it's easier done than said' than it is done", which really proves that "it's...

"The Computer made me do it."
"The Computer made me do it."

"The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have...
"The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live elsewhere."