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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday June 6, 2007


There is never enough time to do it right the first time,...
There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.

An Argentine gaucho named Bruno Who said, "Fucking is...
An Argentine gaucho named Bruno Who said, "Fucking is one thing I do know. Women are fine And sheep are divine But llamas are numero uno."

There was a young man of Kildare Who was fucking a girl on...
There was a young man of Kildare Who was fucking a girl on the stair. The bannister broke, But he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air.

Cleanliness is next to impossible.
Cleanliness is next to impossible.

Vax Vobiscum
Vax Vobiscum

WARNING!!! This machine is subject to breakdowns during periods...
WARNING!!! This machine is subject to breakdowns during periods of critical need. A special circuit in the machine called "critical detector" senses the operator's emotional state in terms of how desperate he/she is to use the machine...

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