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The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at
least until we've finished building it.
 
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The goal of science is to build better mousetraps.  The goal of nature
is to build better mice.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2783 of 3566

The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines.  They gave him
love and he invented marriage.
 
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THE GOLDEN RULE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES
        The one who has the gold makes the rules.
 
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"The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who
make empty prophecies.  The danger already exists that mathematicians
have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine
man in the bonds of Hell."
                -- St. Augustine
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2786 of 3566

The good die young -- because they see it's no use living if you've got
to be good.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2787 of 3566

The government [is] extremely fond of amassing great quantities of
statistics.  These are raised to the nth degree, the cube roots are
extracted, and the results are arranged into elaborate and impressive
displays.  What must be kept ever in mind, however, is that in every
case, the figures are first put down by a village watchman, and he puts
down anything he damn well pleases.
                -- Sir Josiah Stamp
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2788 of 3566

The grand leap of the whale up the Fall of Niagara is esteemed, by all
who have seen it, as one of the finest spectacles in nature.
                -- Benjamin Franklin.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2789 of 3566

The Great Bald Swamp Hedgehog:
        The Great Bald Swamp Hedgehog of Billericay displays, in
courtship, his single prickle and does impressions of Holiday Inn desk
clerks.  Since this means him standing motionless for enormous periods
of time he is often eaten in full display by The Great Bald Swamp
Hedgehog Eater.
                -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2790 of 3566

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men
of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding.
                -- Justice Louis D. Brandeis
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