Freebsd Fortunes

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad.  The good
sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
                -- Woody Allen

"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to
make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the
other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious
deficiencies."
                -- C. A. R. Hoare

"There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the
other is to read Pope."
                -- Oscar Wilde

There are two ways to write error-free programs.  Only the third one
works.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a
suitable application of high explosives.

There can be no twisted thought without a twisted molecule.
                -- R. W. Gerard

There cannot be a crisis next week.  My schedule is already full.
                -- Henry Kissinger

There exist tasks which cannot be done by more than 10 men or fewer
than 100.
                -- Steele's Law

There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know
nothing about.

There is a certain impertinence in allowing oneself to be burned for an
opinion.
                -- Anatole France