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There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a
suitable application of high explosives.

There can be no twisted thought without a twisted molecule.
                -- R. W. Gerard

There cannot be a crisis next week.  My schedule is already full.
                -- Henry Kissinger

There exist tasks which cannot be done by more than 10 men or fewer
than 100.
                -- Steele's Law

There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know
nothing about.

There is a certain impertinence in allowing oneself to be burned for an
opinion.
                -- Anatole France

There is a great discovery still to be made in Literature: that of
paying literary men by the quantity they do NOT write.

There is a green, multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.

There is a Massachusetts law requiring all dogs to have their hind legs
tied during the month of April.

There is a natural hootchy-kootchy to a goldfish.
                -- Walt Disney