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Jun 25, 2007

If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him...
If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had lost his senses. When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.

If a thing's worth doing, it is worth doing badly. --...
If a thing's worth doing, it is worth doing badly. -- G.K. Chesterton

If a thing's worth having, it's worth cheating for. --...
If a thing's worth having, it's worth cheating for. -- W.C. Fields

If all else fails, lower your standards.
If all else fails, lower your standards.

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only...
If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?


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