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Jan 4, 2014

District of Columbia pedestrians who leap over passing autos...
District of Columbia pedestrians who leap over passing autos to escape injury, and then strike the car as they come down, are liable for any damage inflicted on the vehicle.

Divorce is a game played by lawyers. -- Cary...
Divorce is a game played by lawyers. -- Cary Grant

Doctors and lawyers must go to school for years and years,...
Doctors and lawyers must go to school for years and years, often with little sleep and with great sacrifice to their first wives. -- Roy G. Blount, Jr.

Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited by statute...
Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited by statute in Barber, North Carolina.

First there was Dial-A-Prayer, then Dial-A-Recipe, and even...
First there was Dial-A-Prayer, then Dial-A-Recipe, and even Dial-A-Footballer. But the south-east Victorian town of Sale has produced one to top them all. Dial-A-Wombat. It all began early yesterday when Sale police received a telephone call: "You won't believe...

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