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Dec 16, 2014

Dogs just don't seem to be able to tell the difference between...
Dogs just don't seem to be able to tell the difference between important people and the rest of us.

Everyone *knows* cats are on a higher level of existence...
Everyone *knows* cats are on a higher level of existence. These silly humans are just to big-headed to admit their inferiority. Just think what a nicer world this would be if it were controlled by cats. You wouldn't see cats having waste disposal problems...

For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first...
For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.

Hi! You have reached 555-0129. None of us are here to answer...
Hi! You have reached 555-0129. None of us are here to answer the phone and the cat doesn't have opposing thumbs, so his messages are illegible. Please leave your name and message after the beep...

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't...
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -- August Strindberg


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