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Dec 6, 2014

My first baseman is George "Catfish" Metkovich from...
My first baseman is George "Catfish" Metkovich from our 1952 Pittsburgh Pirates team, which lost 112 games. After a terrible series against the New York Giants, in which our center fielder made three throwing errors and let two balls get through his legs, manager...

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest...
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world. -- Muhammad Ali

Nadia Comaneci, simple perfection. -- '76...
Nadia Comaneci, simple perfection. -- '76 Olympics

Never play pool with anyone named "Fats".
Never play pool with anyone named "Fats".

NEWS FLASH!! Today the East German pole-vault champion became...
NEWS FLASH!! Today the East German pole-vault champion became the West German pole-vault champion.


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