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Dec 17, 2014

If for every rule there is an exception, then we have...
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there is an exception to every rule. If we accept "For every rule there is an exception" as a rule, then we must concede that there may not be an exception after all, since the rule states...

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him...
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. -- Voltaire, "Epitres, XCVI"

If God had a beard, he'd be a UNIX programmer.
If God had a beard, he'd be a UNIX programmer.

If God had intended Man to program, we'd be born with serial...
If God had intended Man to program, we'd be born with serial I/O ports.

If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have set him...
If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have set him on Fire.


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