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May 1, 2014

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it...
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it...

When in doubt, tell the truth. -- Mark Twain
When in doubt, tell the truth. -- Mark Twain

When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes...
When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes. -- Dylan Thomas

When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company...
When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all. -- Roger Zelazny, "Doorways in the Sand"

Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is...
Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth. -- Mark Twain "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court"


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