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May 29, 2014

A man is like a rusty wheel on a rusty cart, He sings his song...
A man is like a rusty wheel on a rusty cart, He sings his song as he rattles along and then he falls apart. -- Richard Thompson

A man is only as old as the woman he feels. --...
A man is only as old as the woman he feels. -- Groucho Marx

A man is walking along when he sees a funeral procession going...
A man is walking along when he sees a funeral procession going by, the longest procession he's ever seen. It seems to consist of the hearse, followed by a man with a Doberman on a leash, followed by several hundred other men. After watching for a few minutes, he...

A man is walking down the street when he sees a man with four...
A man is walking down the street when he sees a man with four arms, and antennae coming out of his head. He goes up to him and says, "You're not from around here, are you?" "No," replies the man with the antennae. "You know,"...

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want...
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing. -- W. Somerset Maugham, "The Circle"


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