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May 2, 2014

A critic is a bundle of biases held loosely together by a sense...
A critic is a bundle of biases held loosely together by a sense of taste. -- Whitney Balliett

A diva who specializes in risque arias is an off-coloratura...
A diva who specializes in risque arias is an off-coloratura soprano.

A drama critic is a person who surprises a playwright...
A drama critic is a person who surprises a playwright by informing him what he meant. -- Wilson Mizner

A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get...
A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.

A hard-luck actor who appeared in one coloossal...
A hard-luck actor who appeared in one coloossal disaster after another finally got a break, a broken leg to be exact. Someone pointed out that it's the first time the poor fellow's been in the same cast for more than a week.


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