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May 12, 2014

A Riverside, California, health ordinance states that...
A Riverside, California, health ordinance states that two persons may not kiss each other without first wiping their lips with carbolized rosewater.

A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always support...
A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two.

According to Arkansas law, Section 4761, Pope's Digest: ...
According to Arkansas law, Section 4761, Pope's Digest: "No person shall be permitted under any pretext whatever, to come nearer than fifty feet of any door or window of any polling room, from the opening of the polls until the completion of the count and...

According to Kentucky state law, every person must take a bath...
According to Kentucky state law, every person must take a bath at least once a year.

After 35 years, I have finished a comprehensive study...
After 35 years, I have finished a comprehensive study of European comparative law. In Germany, under the law, everything is prohibited, except that which is permitted. In France, under the law, everything is permitted, except that which is prohibited. In the Soviet...


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