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May 26, 2014

On this morning in August when I was 13, my mother sent...
On this morning in August when I was 13, my mother sent us out pick tomatoes. Back in April I'd have killed for a fresh tomato, but in August they are no more rare or wonderful than rocks. So I picked up one and threw it at a crab apple tree, where it made a good...

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters...
One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. -- George Herbert

One of the disadvantages of having children is that they...
One of the disadvantages of having children is that they eventually get old enough to give you presents they make at school. -- Robert Byrne

Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.
Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.

Out of the mouths of babes does often come cereal.
Out of the mouths of babes does often come cereal.


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