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May 11, 2014

Death has been proven to be 99% fatal in laboratory rats.
Death has been proven to be 99% fatal in laboratory rats.

Dental health is next to mental health.
Dental health is next to mental health.

Ever notice that the word "therapist" breaks down...
Ever notice that the word "therapist" breaks down into "the rapist"? Simple coincidence? Maybe...

For my son, Robert, this is proving to be the high-point of...
For my son, Robert, this is proving to be the high-point of his entire life to date. He has had his pajamas on for two, maybe three days now. He has the sense of joyful independence a 5-year-old child gets when he suddenly realizes that he could be operating an acetylene...

Fortune's Exercising Truths: 1: Richard Simmons gets paid...
Fortune's Exercising Truths: 1: Richard Simmons gets paid to exercise like a lunatic. You don't. 2. Aerobic exercises stimulate and speed up the heart. So do heart attacks. 3. Exercising around small children can scar them emotionally for life. 4. Sweating like a...


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