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May 25, 2014

Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the double lock will...
Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the double lock will keep; May no brick through the window break, And, no one rob me till I awake.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep,...
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep, If I should die before I wake, I'll cry in anguish, "Mistake!! Mistake!!"

Now I lay me down to study, I pray the Lord I won't...
Now I lay me down to study, I pray the Lord I won't go nutty. And if I fail to learn this junk, I pray the Lord that I won't flunk. But if I do, don't pity me at all, Just lay my bones in the study hall. Tell my teacher I've done my best, Then pile my books upon my chest.

Now is the time for all good men to come to. --...
Now is the time for all good men to come to. -- Walt Kelly

Now is the time for drinking; now the time to beat the earth...
Now is the time for drinking; now the time to beat the earth with unfettered foot. -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)


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