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May 21, 2014

"I don't object to sex before marriage, but two minutes...
"I don't object to sex before marriage, but two minutes before?!?"

"I don't think so," said Ren'e Descartes. Just...
"I don't think so," said Ren'e Descartes. Just then, he vanished.

"I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital...
"I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital. On the other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out."

I don't want to alarm anybody, but there is an excellent chance...
I don't want to alarm anybody, but there is an excellent chance that the Earth will be destroyed in the next several days. Congress is thinking about eliminating a federal program under which scientists broadcast signals to alien beings. This would be a large...

I doubt, therefore I might be.
I doubt, therefore I might be.


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