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Sep 1, 2014

If imprinted foil seal under cap is broken or missing when...
If imprinted foil seal under cap is broken or missing when purchased, do not use.

"Come on over here, baby, I want to do a thing with...
"Come on over here, baby, I want to do a thing with you." - A Cop, arresting a non-groovy person after the revolution, Firesign Theater

"Ahead warp factor 1" - Captain Kirk
"Ahead warp factor 1" - Captain Kirk

Fiery energy lanced out, but the beams struck an intangible...
Fiery energy lanced out, but the beams struck an intangible wall between the Gubru and the rapidly turning Earth ship. "Water!" it shrieked as it read the spectral report. "A barrier of water vapor! A civilized race could not have found such a trick...

Harrison's Postulate: For every action, there is...
Harrison's Postulate: For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.


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