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Sep 4, 2014

If you sit down at a poker game and don't see a sucker, get up...
If you sit down at a poker game and don't see a sucker, get up. You're the sucker.

If you want to see card tricks, you have to expect to take...
If you want to see card tricks, you have to expect to take cards. -- Harry Blackstone

If you're carrying a torch, put it down. The Olympics...
If you're carrying a torch, put it down. The Olympics are over.

In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating...
In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries. Anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression. In America we call it golf.

In Brooklyn, we had such great pennant races, it made the World...
In Brooklyn, we had such great pennant races, it made the World Series just something that came later. -- Walter O'Malley, Dodgers owner


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