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Sep 27, 2014

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? ...
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? -- Art Hoppe

If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure...
If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you. -- Muhammad Ali

If this fortune didn't exist, somebody would have invented it.
If this fortune didn't exist, somebody would have invented it.

If this is timesharing, give me my share right now.
If this is timesharing, give me my share right now.

If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays...
If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?


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