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Also, the Scots are said to have invented golf. Then they...
Also, the Scots are said to have invented golf. Then they had to invent Scotch whiskey to take away the pain and frustration.

alta, v: To change; make or become different;...
alta, v: To change; make or become different; modify. ansa, v: A spoken or written reply, as to a question. baa, n: A place people meet to have a few drinks. Baaston, n: The capital of Massachusetts. baaba, n: One whose business is to cut...

America was discovered by Amerigo Vespucci and was named after...
America was discovered by Amerigo Vespucci and was named after him, until people got tired of living in a place called "Vespuccia" and changed its name to "America". -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

America, how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood? ...
America, how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood? -- Allen Ginsberg

American by birth; Texan by the grace of God.
American by birth; Texan by the grace of God.


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