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Sep 28, 2017

Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's...
Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale. After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites!

The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when...
The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you.

The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs...
The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs. -- Kevin Cowherd

The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't...
The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything. -- C. Schulz

There are many intelligent species in the universe, and they...
There are many intelligent species in the universe, and they all own cats.


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