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Sep 15, 2017

Let's just say that where a change was required, I adjusted...
Let's just say that where a change was required, I adjusted. In every relationship that exists, people have to seek a way to survive. If you really care about the person, you do what's necessary, or that's the end. For the first time, I found that I really could change,...

Life begins at the centerfold and expands outward...
Life begins at the centerfold and expands outward. -- Miss November, 1966

Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and...
Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society being at all relevant to women, there remains to civic-minded responsible thrill-seeking females only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money system, institute complete automation...

Life Sucks. Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul...
Life Sucks. Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul mate but certain not to find her. Drop me a note. I'll call you, we'll talk and I'll ask you out to dinner where I'll probably spend more than I can afford in a feeble attempt to impress you. Then we'll...

Life's too short to dance with ugly women.
Life's too short to dance with ugly women.


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