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Sep 23, 2018

I guess I've been wrong all my life, but so have billions...
I guess I've been wrong all my life, but so have billions of other people... Certainty is just an emotion. -- Hal Clement

I GUESS OF ALL MY UNCLES, I liked Uncle Caveman the best...
I GUESS OF ALL MY UNCLES, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later, we found out he was a bear. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

I guess the Little League is even littler than we thought...
I guess the Little League is even littler than we thought. -- D. Cavett

I GUESS WE WERE ALL GUILTY, in a way. We shot him, we skinned...
I GUESS WE WERE ALL GUILTY, in a way. We shot him, we skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob." -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

I had a dream last night... I dreamt about 1976. I dreamt about...
I had a dream last night... I dreamt about 1976. I dreamt about a country with incurable brain damage... I even dreamt they gave it a heart transplant. Then I woke up and I knew it was only a nightmare... so I went back to sleep again. -- Ralph Steadman,...


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