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Sep 18, 2018

"I honestly believe that the doctrine of hell was born...
"I honestly believe that the doctrine of hell was born in the glittering eyes of snakes that run in frightful coils watching for their prey. I believe it was born with the yelping, howling, growling and snarling of wild beasts... I despise it, I defy it, and I hate...

"Is this foreplay?" "No, this is Nuke Strike...
"Is this foreplay?" "No, this is Nuke Strike. Foreplay has lousy graphics. Beat me again." -- Duckert, in "Bad Rubber," Albedo #0 (comics)

egrep patterns are full regular expressions; it uses a fast...
egrep patterns are full regular expressions; it uses a fast deterministic algorithm that sometimes needs exponential space. -- unix manuals

"A mind is a terrible thing to have leaking out your...
"A mind is a terrible thing to have leaking out your ears." -- The League of Sadistic Telepaths

"Life sucks, but it's better than...
"Life sucks, but it's better than the alternative." -- Peter da Silva


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