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Jun 13, 2007

Magnocartic, adj.: Any automobile that, when left...
Magnocartic, adj.: Any automobile that, when left unattended, attracts shopping carts. -- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friends"

Magpie, n.: A bird whose theivish disposition suggested...
Magpie, n.: A bird whose theivish disposition suggested to someone that it might be taught to talk. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Maier's Law: If the facts do not conform to the theory,...
Maier's Law: If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of. -- N.R. Maier, "American Psychologist", March 1960 Corollaries: (1) The bigger the theory, the better. (2) The experiment may be considered...

Main's Law: For every action there is an equal...
Main's Law: For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

Maintainer's Motto: If we can't fix it, it ain't broke.
Maintainer's Motto: If we can't fix it, it ain't broke.


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