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Mar 5, 2008

Ya'll hear about the geometer who went to the beach to catch...
Ya'll hear about the geometer who went to the beach to catch some rays and became a tangent ?

"Yeah, but you're taking the universe out...
"Yeah, but you're taking the universe out of context."

"Yes, let's consider," said Bruno, putting...
"Yes, let's consider," said Bruno, putting his thumb into his mouth again, and sitting down upon a dead mouse. "What do you keep that mouse for?" I said. "You should either bury it or else throw it into the brook." ...

"Yo, Mike!" "Yeah, Gabe?" ...
"Yo, Mike!" "Yeah, Gabe?" "We got a problem down on Earth. In Utah." "I thought you fixed that last century!" "No, no, not that. Someone's found a security problem in the physics program...

You are a taxi driver. Your cab is yellow and black, and...
You are a taxi driver. Your cab is yellow and black, and has been in use for only seven years. One of its windshield wipers is broken, and the carburetor needs adjusting. The tank holds 20 gallons, but at the moment is only three-quarters full. How old is the taxi...


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