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Jul 13, 2014

Trust everybody, but cut the cards. -- Finlay...
Trust everybody, but cut the cards. -- Finlay Peter Dunne, "Mr. Dooley's Philosophy"

Two brothers, Mort and Bill, like to sail. While Bill...
Two brothers, Mort and Bill, like to sail. While Bill has a great deal of experience, he certainly isn't the rigger Mort is.

Two golfers were being held up as the twosome of women in front...
Two golfers were being held up as the twosome of women in front of them whiffed shots, hunted for lost balls and stood over putts for what seemed like hours. "I'll ask if we can play through," Bill said as he strode toward the women. Twenty yards from...

We was playin' the Homestead Grays in the city of Pitchburgh...
We was playin' the Homestead Grays in the city of Pitchburgh. Josh [Gibson] comes up in the last of the ninth with a man on and us a run behind. Well, he hit one. The Grays waited around and waited around, but finally the empire rules it ain't comin' down. So we win...

When he got in trouble in the ring, [Ali] imagined a door swung...
When he got in trouble in the ring, [Ali] imagined a door swung open and inside he could see neon, orange, and green lights blinking, and bats blowing trumpets and alligators blowing trombones, and he could hear snakes screaming. Weird masks and actors' clothes hung on...


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