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Aug 13, 2017

Oh Dad! We're ALL Devo!
Oh Dad! We're ALL Devo!

"Oh sure, this costume may look silly, but it lets...
"Oh sure, this costume may look silly, but it lets me get in and out of dangerous situations -- I work for a federal task force doing a survey on urban crime. Look, here's my ID, and here's a number you can call, that will put you through to our central base...

Oh, Aunty Em, it's so good to be home!
Oh, Aunty Em, it's so good to be home!

Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.
Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
Old musicians never die, they just decompose.


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