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If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few
people die past the age of a hundred.
-- George Burns
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If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you
really make them think they'll hate you.
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If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
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If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure
can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way will promptly
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-- Mark Twain
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If you push the "extra ice" button on the soft drink vending machine,
you won't get any ice. If you push the "no ice" button, you'll get
ice, but no cup.
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If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But
this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is
somehow enobled and none dare criticize it.
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If you sit down at a poker game and don't see a sucker, get up. You're
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If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
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If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock.
Or some joker who is slicker,
Will trick you of your liquor,
If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.