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A team playing baseball in Dallas
Called the umpire blind out of malice.
        While this worthy had fits
        The team made eight hits
And a girl in the bleachers named Alice.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  192 of 860

A teenage protester named Lil
Cried, "Those watergate spies make me ill
        First they bugged our martinis,
        Our bras and bikinis,
And now they are bugging the pill."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  193 of 860

A thrice-married gal from L.A.
Said, "My hymen's intact to this day,
        'Cause my first (a shrink) talked of it,
        The voyeur only gawked at it,
And my most recent man's a gourmet."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  194 of 860

A tidy young lady of Streator
Dearly loved to nibble a peter.
        She always would say,
        "I prefer it this way.
I think it is very much neater."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  195 of 860

A timid young woman named Jane
Found parties a terrible strain;
        With movements uncertain
        She'd hide in a curtain
And make sounds like a rabbit in pain.
                -- Edward Gorey
 
Freebsd Limericks:  196 of 860

A tired young trollop of Nome
Was worn out from her toes to her dome.
        Eight miners came screwing,
        But she said, "Nothing doing;
One of you has to go home!"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  197 of 860

A trapper named Francois Lefebrve
Once captured and buggered a beabrve.
        The result of this fuck
        Was a three titted duck,
A canoe, and an Irish retriebrve.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  198 of 860

A tutor who tooted a flute
Tried to tutor two tutors to toot
        Said the two to the tutor:
        "Is it harder to toot or
To tutor two tutors to toot"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  199 of 860

A vengeful technician named Schmitz
Caused a disk drive to go on the fritz.
        He covered the platter
        With bats' fecal matter.
Now it's seek time is really the pits.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  200 of 860

A very intelligent turtle
Found programming UNIX a hurdle
        The system, you see,
        Ran as slow as did he,
And that's not saying much for the turtle.
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