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An old maid who had a pet ape
Lived in fear of perpetual rape.
        His red, hairy phallus
        So filled her with malice
That she sealed up her snatch with Scotch tape.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  272 of 860

An old man at the Folies Bergere
Had a jock, a most wondrous affair:
        It snipped off a twat-curl
        From each new chorus girl,
And he had a wig made of the hair.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  273 of 860

An organist playing in York
Had a prick that could hold a small fork,
        And between obbligatos
        He'd munch at tomatoes,
To keep up his strength while at work.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  274 of 860

An orgasmic young sex star named Sue
Was a hit as she writhed to a screw.
        Her climatic fame spread
        With an ad blitz that said:
Coming soon at a theater near you!
 
Freebsd Limericks:  275 of 860

An uptight young lady named Breerley
Who valued her morals too dearly
        Had sex, so I hear,
        Only once every year,
And she strained her vagina severely.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  276 of 860

And earnest young woman in Thrace
Said, "Darling, that's not the right place!"
        So he gave her a thwack,
        And did on her back,
What he couldn't have done face to face.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  277 of 860

And then there's the story that's fraught
With disaster -- of balls that got caught,
        When a chap took a crap
        In the woods, and a trap
Underneath... Oh, I can't bear the thought!
 
Freebsd Limericks:  278 of 860

As for weirdness, the guy who's the tops
Is a kinky old butcher named Pops.
        Since he thinks it's effete
        To be beating his meat,
What he's into is licking his chops.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  279 of 860

As he came in his chubby choirboy,
Father Burke said, "There's no greater joy!
        If no sodomy levens
        And possible heavens,
Existence will merely annoy."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  280 of 860

As the breeches-buoy swing towards the rocks,
Its occupant cried, "Save my socks!
        I could not bear the loss,
        For with scarlet silk floss
My mama has embroidered their clocks."
                -- Edward Gorey
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