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Freebsd Limericks:  731 of 860

There was a young man with a fiddle
Who asked of his girl, "Do you diddle?"
        She replied, "Yes, I do,
        But prefer to with two --
It's twice as much fun in the middle."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  732 of 860

There was a young man with a prick
Which into his wife he would stick
        Every morning and night
        If it stood up all right --
Not a very remarkable trick.

His wife had a nice little cunt:
It was hairy, and soft, and in front,
        And with this she would fuck him,
        Though sometimes she'd suck him --
A charming, if commonplace, stunt.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  733 of 860

There was a young man with one foot
Who had a very long root.
        If he used this peg
        As an extra leg
Is a question exceedingly moot.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  734 of 860

There was a young miss from Johore
Who'd lie on a mat on the floor;
        In a manner uncanny
        She'd wobble her fanny,
And drain your nuts dry to the core.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  735 of 860

There was a young monk from Siberia
Whose life got drearia' and drearia'
        Till he did to a nun
        What shouldn't be done
And made her a mother superia'.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  736 of 860

There was a young monk from Tibet
And this is the damnedest one yet
        His cock was so long
        And incredibly strong
That he buggered six Greeks en brochette.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  737 of 860

There was a young monk in Siberia,
Whose morals were very inferior,
        He jumped on a nun
        Which he shouldn't have done,
And now she's a Mother Superior.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  738 of 860

There was a young monk of Dundee
Who complained that it hurt him to pee,
        He said, "Pax vobiscum,
        Now why won't the piss come?
I'm afraid I've the c-l-a-p."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  739 of 860

There was a young parson of Harwich,
Tried to grind his betrothed in a carriage.
        She said, "No, you young goose,
        Just try self-abuse.
And the other we'll try after marriage."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  740 of 860

There was a young peasant named Gorse
Who fell madly in love with his horse.
        Said his wife, "You rapscallion,
        That horse is a stallion --
This constitutes grounds for divorce."
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