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One thing they don't tell you about doing experimental physics is that
sometimes you must work under adverse conditions... like a state of sheer
terror.
                -- W.K. Hartmann
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1122 of 2298

One thought driven home is better than three left on base.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1123 of 2298

One time the police stopped me for speeding.  They said, "Don't you know the
speed limit is fifty-five miles an hour?"  I said, "Yeah, I know, but I wasn't
going to be out that long."
                -- Steven Wright
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1124 of 2298

One toke over the line, sweet Mary,
One toke over the line,
Sittin' downtown in a railway station,
One toke over the line.
Waitin' for the train that goes home,
Hopin' that the train is on time,
Sittin' downtown in a railway station,
One toke over the line.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1125 of 2298

One way to stop a run away horse is to bet on him.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1126 of 2298

One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at
the stake while the votes were being counted.
                -- Thomas B. Reed
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1127 of 2298

One would like to stroke and caress human beings, but one dares not do so,
because they bite.
                -- Vladimir Lenin
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1128 of 2298

One-Shot Case Study, n:
        The scientific equivalent of the four-leaf clover, from which
it is concluded all clovers possess four leaves and are sometimes green.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1129 of 2298

On-line:
        The idea that a human being should always be accessible to a computer.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1130 of 2298

Only a fool has no doubts.
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