Freebsd Fortunes 4

I ain't got no quarrel with them Viet Congs.
                -- Muhammad Ali

I allow the world to live as it chooses,
and I allow myself to live as I choose.

I also believe that academic freedom should protect the right of a professor
or student to advocate Marxism, socialism, communism, or any other minority
viewpoint -- no matter how distasteful to the majority.
                -- Richard M. Nixon

What are our schools for if not indoctrination against Communism?
                -- Richard M. Nixon

I always choose my friends for their good looks and my enemies for their
good intellects.  Man cannot be too careful in his choice of enemies.
                -- Oscar Wilde, "The Picture of Dorian Gray"

I always had a repulsive need to be something more than human.
                -- David Bowie

I always pass on good advice.  It is the only thing to do with it.
It is never any good to oneself.
                -- Oscar Wilde, "An Ideal Husband"

I always say beauty is only sin deep.
                -- Saki, "Reginald's Choir Treat"

I always turn to the sports pages first, which record people's
accomplishments.  The front page has nothing but man's failures.
                -- Chief Justice Earl Warren

I always wake up at the crack of ice.
                -- Joe E. Lewis

I always will remember --               I was in no mood to trifle;
'Twas a year ago November --            I got down my trusty rifle
I went out to shoot some deer           And went out to stalk my prey --
On a morning bright and clear.          What a haul I made that day!
I went and shot the maximum             I tied them to my bumper and
The game laws would allow:              I drove them home somehow,
Two game wardens, seven hunters,        Two game wardens, seven hunters,
And a cow.                              And a cow.

The Law was very firm, it               People ask me how I do it
Took away my permit--                   And I say, "There's nothin' to it!
The worst punishment I ever endured.    You just stand there lookin' cute,
It turns out there was a reason:        And when something moves, you shoot."
Cows were out of season, and            And there's ten stuffed heads
One of the hunters wasn't insured.      In my trophy room right now:
                                        Two game wardens, seven hunters,
                                        And a pure-bred gurnsey cow.
                -- Tom Lehrer, "The Hunting Song"