Freebsd Fortunes 4

I'd never join any club that would have the likes of me as a member.
                -- Groucho Marx

I'd probably settle for a vampire if he were romantic enough.
Couldn't be any worse than some of the relationships I've had.
                -- Brenda Starr

I'd rather be led to hell than managed to heaven.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
                -- Fred Allen

[Also attributed to S. Clay Wilson.  Ed.]

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.
                -- W.C. Fields

I'd rather just believe that it's done by little elves running around.

I'd rather laugh with the sinners,
Than cry with the saints,
The sinners are much more fun!
                -- Billy Joel, "Only The Good Die Young"

I'd rather push my Harley than ride a rice burner.

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idiot box, n:
        The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place
        the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends