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Fortune: 801 - 810 of 2327 from Freebsd Fortunes 4

Freebsd Fortunes 4:  801 of 2327

I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the
whole field to private industry.
                -- Joseph Heller
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  802 of 2327

I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
                -- Bette Davis, "Cabin in the Cotton"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  803 of 2327

I'd never cry if I did find
        A blue whale in my soup...
Nor would I mind a porcupine
        Inside a chicken coop.
Yes life is fine when things combine,
        Like ham in beef chow mein...
But lord, this time I think I mind,
        They've put acid in my rain.
                      --- Milo Bloom
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  804 of 2327

I'd never join any club that would have the likes of me as a member.
                -- Groucho Marx
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  805 of 2327

I'd probably settle for a vampire if he were romantic enough.
Couldn't be any worse than some of the relationships I've had.
                -- Brenda Starr
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  806 of 2327

I'd rather be led to hell than managed to heaven.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  807 of 2327

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
                -- Fred Allen

[Also attributed to S. Clay Wilson.  Ed.]
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  808 of 2327

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.
                -- W.C. Fields
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  809 of 2327

I'd rather just believe that it's done by little elves running around.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  810 of 2327

I'd rather laugh with the sinners,
Than cry with the saints,
The sinners are much more fun!
                -- Billy Joel, "Only The Good Die Young"
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