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I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the
whole field to private industry.
-- Joseph Heller
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I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
-- Bette Davis, "Cabin in the Cotton"
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I'd never cry if I did find
A blue whale in my soup...
Nor would I mind a porcupine
Inside a chicken coop.
Yes life is fine when things combine,
Like ham in beef chow mein...
But lord, this time I think I mind,
They've put acid in my rain.
--- Milo Bloom
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I'd never join any club that would have the likes of me as a member.
-- Groucho Marx
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I'd probably settle for a vampire if he were romantic enough.
Couldn't be any worse than some of the relationships I've had.
-- Brenda Starr
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I'd rather be led to hell than managed to heaven.
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I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
-- Fred Allen
[Also attributed to S. Clay Wilson. Ed.]
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I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.
-- W.C. Fields
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I'd rather just believe that it's done by little elves running around.
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners,
Than cry with the saints,
The sinners are much more fun!
-- Billy Joel, "Only The Good Die Young"