Freebsd Fortunes 5

Prunes give you a run for your money.

Pryor's Observation:
        How long you live has nothing to do
        with how long you are going to be dead.

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents'
shortcomings.
                -- Laurence J. Peter, "Peter's Principles"

Psychics will soon lead dogs to your body.

Psychoanalysis is that mental illness for which it regards itself
a therapy.
                -- Karl Kraus

Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
                -- C.G. Jung

psychologist, n:
        Someone who watches everyone else when an attractive woman walks
        into a room.

Psychologists think they're experimental psychologists.
Experimental psychologists think they're biologists.
Biologists think they're biochemists.
Biochemists think they're chemists.
Chemists think they're physical chemists.
Physical chemists think they're physicists.
Physicists think they're theoretical physicists.
Theoretical physicists think they're mathematicians.
Mathematicians think they're metamathematicians.
Metamathematicians think they're philosophers.
Philosophers think they're gods.

Psychology.  Mind over matter.
Mind under matter?  It doesn't matter.
Never mind.

Public use of any portable music system is a
virtually guaranteed indicator of sociopathic tendencies.
                -- Zoso

Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping
a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.