Freebsd Fortunes

Any father who thinks he's all important should remind himself that
this country honors fathers only one day a year while pickles get a
whole week.

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to be able to
sell it.

Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche
-- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea.  For instance,
my grandmother used to say, "The black cat is always the last one off
the fence."  I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was
undoubtedly true.
                -- Solomon Short

Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there.
                -- Sydney J. Harris

Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger
object.

Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to
exactly the point of most pressure.
                -- Milt Barber

Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
                -- Rich Kulawiec

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged
demo.

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
                -- Arthur C. Clarke

Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked
something.