Freebsd Fortunes

Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger
object.

Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to
exactly the point of most pressure.
                -- Milt Barber

Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
                -- Rich Kulawiec

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged
demo.

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
                -- Arthur C. Clarke

Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked
something.

Any two philosophers can tell each other all they know in two hours.
                -- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

Anybody who doesn't cut his speed at the sight of a police car is
probably parked.

Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.