Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday March 6, 2025

There was a young man from Siam Who said, "I go in with...
There was a young man from Siam Who said, "I go in with a wham, But I soon lose my starch Like the mad month of March, And the lion comes out like a lamb."

There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of different...
There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of different sizes. One was so small, It was nothing at all; The other took numerous prizes.

94% of the women in America are beautiful and the rest hang...
94% of the women in America are beautiful and the rest hang out around here.