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Fortune: 2131 - 2140 of 2182 from Freebsd Fortunes 3

Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2131 of 2182

He jests at scars who never felt a wound.
                -- Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet, II. 2"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2132 of 2182

He keeps differentiating, flying off on a tangent.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2133 of 2182

He knew the tavernes well in every toun.
                -- Geoffrey Chaucer
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2134 of 2182

He knows not how to know who knows not also how to unknow.
                -- Sir Richard Burton
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2135 of 2182

He laughs at every joke three times... once when it's told,
once when it's explained, and once when he understands it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2136 of 2182

He looked at me as if I were a side dish he hadn't ordered.
                -- Ring Lardner
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2137 of 2182

He missed an invaluable opportunity to hold his tongue.
                -- Andrew Lang
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2138 of 2182

He only knew his iron spine held up the sky -- he didn't realize his brain
had fallen to the ground.
                -- The Book of Serenity
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2139 of 2182

(He opens a tolm and begins.)

        It says: "In the beginning was the Word."
        Already I am stopped.  It seems absurd.
        The Word does not deserve the highest prize,
        I must translate it otherwise.
        If I am well inspired and not blind.
        It says: "In the beginning was the Mind."
        Ponder that first line, wait and see,
        Lest you should write too hastily.
        Is the Mind the all-creating source?
        It ought to say: "In the beginning there was Force."
        Yet something warns me as I grasp the pen,
        That my translation must be changed again.
        The spirit helps me.  Now it is exact.
        I write: "In the beginning was the Act."
                -- Goethe's Faust
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2140 of 2182

[He] played the King as if afraid someone else might play the ace.
                -- Unattributed review of a performance of King Lear.

My tears stuck in their little ducts, refusing to be jerked.
                -- Peter Stack, movie review

His performance is so wooden you want to spray him with Liquid Pledge.
                -- John Stark, movie review
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